What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 03:01

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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From Russia With Love
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”